flashlights




TESTING METHODOLOGY

Testing of flashlights for The Punishment Zone consists of a number of discrete steps, each designed to place the sample in an abusive environment, to measure it using known physical parameters, and to determine how usable the unit might be once it ends up in the hands of a real consumer.

These steps are: LEGEND FOR ICONS USED:
= New addition to website.
= Updated product or web page.
= Spectrometer has been used.
= ProMetric has been used.
=  Battery runtime graph posted.
  = Updated photograph(s).
=  Movie of product available.
=  Sound of product available.
  = No longer have sample.
*  = As above, but conditional:
          please see the evaluation
          the link points to.
    = Lost/left behind in a move
          I made on 10-11-04.
*   = As above, but conditional:
          please see the evaluation
          the link points to.
    = Lost/left behind in a move
          I made on 05-26-06.
*   = As above, but conditional:
          please see the evaluation
          the link points to.
    = Out for loan.
    = Manufacturer no longer makes lights.
    = Destroyed during or after
          testing. Just call me "The
          Flashlight Destructor".
(PA) = Passaround (that I still have).


*         NOT an ElektroLumens
          product.



RATING SYSTEM:
Flashlights are tested and then eventually given a rating of 0 to 5 stars, in ½ star increments. 0 stars means the flashlight is a POS (piece of {vulgar term for feces}) and should not be purchased; while a 5-star light is essentially the best money can buy - it is virtually perfect in every way.



REALLY, REALLY not recommended!!!
A real "catbeat segment of poo-poo momma farker" (toilet words replaced with innocous ones - the correct acronym is PWPOSMF), and you should really be ashamed of yourself if you went out and bought a light with this rating. (But not if you bought it before seeing this website! )
Check the "Worst Of" list (the "Toylet Bowl" ratings) for several lights that earned (cough, sputter, sound of a wall-mounted porcelain urinator (pi**er) flushing) this rating.
Flashlights & other lighting products that became broken during testing when they should not have may also receive this rating.



Not recommended. Lousy construction, leaks like a sieve, fragile casing, explodes into hundreds of sharp little pieces all over the kitchen floor when dropped, intermittent operation/flickering, and other major issues. A flashlight with this rating has more problems than the Pope caught in the girl's locker room.



Recommended only for light duty or household use. Not exceptionally sturdy, not waterproof. May rattle like a pair of maracas when shaken, or break if struck sharply. Would handle minor household chores like going to the fusebox or looking through a closet.



Recommended for general purpose use. Flashlight is probably weather resistant, and is reasonably sturdy and bright enough to be truly useful. A flashlight with this rating may have some other flaws, but nothing that would cause the light to not function when needed.



Recommended to highly recommended. A flashlight receiving this rating should be proud of itself. Only minor issues like a whimpy lanyard, missing knurling, lack of spill light, lack of regulation, the need for expensive batteries, or the need for tools to change a battery would keep a 4-star light from being a 5-star light.



Highly recommended. Top of the line stuff. No flaws or defects found, bright, waterproof (submersible), and for all intents and purposes, indestructible. For metal lights, they should be hard anodized; for plastic lights, they should be very thick and have a grippy surface texture and have no brittle feel. They should not rattle when shaken, or break when thrown against the side of the house or stepped on. They should also be regulated; but this is not an absolute necessity for larger flashlights. The 5-star flashlight should also have a real switch, not a twist-to-light bezel mechanism that uses a metal strap to dig into solder traces on a PCB. A light that has both, or has a non-destructive twist-on mechanism would still be a candidate.


NEED BATTERIES FOR ALL THOSE FLASHLIGHTS?

CheapBatteries.com (http://www.cheapbatteries.com) sells virtually any battery you might need for flashlights reviewed on this site. Prices are fair, and even better if you can buy a bunch of them at once. However, it appears you can only buy here if you own a credit card. No provisions for paying by cash or checks was listed anywhere on the site.

WWW.CHEAPBATTERIES.COM


Do you manufacture or sell an LED flashlight, task light, utility light, or module of some kind? Want to see it tested by a real person, under real working conditions? Do you then want to see how your light did? If you have a sample available for this type of real-world, real-time testing, please contact me at ledmuseum@worldnet.att.net or send your potential victim to:

Craig Johnson
c/o The LED Museum
1090 Lakefront Dr. #618
Sacramento CA. 95831
ph. (please email me for telephone number; and use it only if extremely urgent).

Unsolicited flashlights appearing in the mail are welcome, and it will automatically be assumed that you sent it in order to have it tested and evaluated for this site.
Be sure to include contact info or your company website's URL so visitors here will know where to purchase your product.


      It doesn't really matter where you go
      It makes no difference baby who you know
      This thing has gotten way out of control

      Hey!

      It doesn't really matter who you are
      You might as well be a super star
      Cause everything has gone way too far

      It's the strangest thing

      It's getting stranger and then
      It's getting harder to win
      There was a flashlight and then
      It starts happening all over again

      I'm heading off on an LED trip
      And that's what I plan to do
      I'm goin' away to a luminous plain
      And I ain't comin' back real soon

      The whole thing is electrical
      It's running through my veins
      And everything's connectable

      Hey, digital!
      Hey, digital!
      World...

      I'm goin' digital
      Completely digital
      Now I'm invincable
      Let's all get digital



Never Forget... never forget...

September 11, 2001.
A day that will be forever remembered.
Never forget the victims of the World Trade Center,
the Pentagon, and the passengers on the four lost flights.





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